I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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