another moral hangover. fuck.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
smell my finger.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Randomize
