she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I think I just shit out all my problems.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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