No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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