There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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