Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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