She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
