You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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