we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
