All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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