I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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