What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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