is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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