Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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