im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Say something about gay babies.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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