Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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