i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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