we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
