My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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