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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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