So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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