If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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