I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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