Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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