ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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