So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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