I'm going to rape someone's good day.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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