Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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