I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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