My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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