Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She's JV to your varsity
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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