U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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