I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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