You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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