doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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