Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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