i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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