What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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