dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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