Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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