party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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