And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Everyone says I win the strip club
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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