on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
