problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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