You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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