its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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