So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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