So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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