i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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