You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Randomize
