there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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